no way!

okay.  so.  you can tell by my moniker that i have a ginormous crush on george gordon, lord byron.  today i was poking around the internet looking at portraits of him  and i kept thinking ‘lord byron reminds me of someone.  who does he remind me of?  cleft chin.  dark, wild hair.  big pouty lips.’ [...]

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don’t talk back to darth vader. he’ll getcha.

so cute i want to eat her.

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the microsoft word, it is not so smart

i’m writing an interoffice memo for my research & writing ii class and i just typed the sentence:
the court reasoned that jan’s behavior of trailing the nurses and attempting to kiss them amounted to neither a serious threat of physical violence nor behavior predictive of a violent assault.
word says i have used improper grammar.  it [...]

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welcome to beautiful new mexico

wired just reviewed “terminator salvation” which was filmed here in new mexico.  primarily in and around albuquerque.
for all you tourists out there, this should really draw you to our beautiful and alluring high-desert region:
“drained of color, this charred wasteland serves as dreary sanctuary for pockets of human stragglers. “
ah… home, sweet home.

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so sad

i’m just heartbroken about the death of natasha richardson. she was an extraordinary actress and we’re all a bit poorer for losing her.
god speed.

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*sniffle*

at the top of my gmail are click-through advertisements. they’re not distracting. tot loud or annoying. but somehow, they know exactly what you want. i swear. there’s some little gnome in the gmail that reads my mind and offers me what i can’t refuse. sometimes it’s the latest celeb gossip. sometimes its cure-all weight loss [...]

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tea is the key to world peace

please note this evidence in favor of a pet theory of mine:
woman overpowers thief with tea and sympathy

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